Total Medals Earned: 1,319 (From 219 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,100 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/470 points)
Open a wooden chest.
Visit my Newgrounds page.
Reach the "Ancient Den".
Reach the "Hypogeum".
Reach the "Digital Underworld".
Reach the "Laboratory".
Reach the "Earth Core".
Reach the Gem.
Complete the Encyclopedia.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/120 points)
deliver the nyxblossom to the treekeeper
fail to activate the metagolem by not placing enough orbs
water all of the trees
turn all of the NYX orbs into SOL orbs
complete all endings
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/50 points)
+1 to being progressive!
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
First you get the money...
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/255 points)
Reach level 5.
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Defeat the final boss.
Defeat the third boss.
Reach level 15.
Reach level 10.
Beat the game.
Obtain every spell.
Find all of the secret powerups.
Reach level 20.
Get the strongest armor.
Get the strongest weapon.
Reach level 25.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/460 points)
Kill bird at least once
Reach Springfield
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Complete the Game!
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (375/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 13/18 (150/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Based on a true story.
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/22 (30/500 points)
This is the same as looking directly at the sun.
Complete a stage with IQ of 300 points
Pass Stage 0-3, Gud! You IQ has beet 5% of udder calenjers!
Don't be stupid.
In Your Face
You know, this is just a joke right?
Robbers, let the pig go!!!!!!
Aww...... Don't cry......
'Faith' it!! Complete Stage 8-10
Just panic a lot...... UNFORTUNATELY
What the? I made that riddle impossible to guess! How dare you pass stage 5-6???
Complete a stage with 'Negative IQ'
SLAPTP-ME-YO!!! It means 'Slap me, you fool'.
What the? This is not murder, this is suicide!!
Can't you see that it is GREEN!?
How can you OWNED by a cute cat?
SCREW YOU CAT STRANGLER, HOW DARE YOU PASS STAGE 2-3???
Complete stage 10-11.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (185/195 points)
Make things difficult for the clerk
Uncover something sinister
Solve a puzzle
Finish the game
Dress up and show off