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Total Medals Earned: 1,334 (From 222 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,275 Points

Tammy Jo Superstar

Game Completed Unlocked 4/5/17
25 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Tankman Training

Ready to Roll Unlocked 8/20/13
10 Points
Complete level 1
Rough Terrain Unlocked 8/20/13
25 Points
Complete level 2
Boulder Dash 25 Points Complete level 4
Bridge's Out 25 Points Complete level 3
Flipper 25 Points Complete level 5
Bite Marks 50 Points Complete level 6
Floor Master 50 Points Complete level 9
Safety First 50 Points Complete level 8
Squeeze Time 50 Points Complete level 7
License to Tank 100 Points Complete level 10

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/1/11
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/1/11
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/1/11
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

TDR RPG: The Quest for Xirang

First Blood Unlocked 6/10/15
5 Points
Kill your first monster.
First Boss Unlocked 6/10/15
5 Points
Kill the yaksha.
Some Granny Ain't Gonna Stop Me Unlocked 6/10/15
10 Points
Defeat Meng Po and reach the Bridge of Helplessness.
Animal Farm 10 Points Defeat Ox Head and Horse Face
Master of Keys 10 Points Find the password to the chest and open the gate to the Yin Mountains
Torture Survivor 10 Points Get past Ghost Torture Pass.
Death Avenged 25 Points Defeat the guards at the City of Wrongful Deaths.
Divine Weapon 25 Points Get the iron axe from the Golden Spearman
Religious 25 Points Salvage the guard's mother's soul.
The Xirang Is Here... or Is It? 50 Points Defeat the three-headed hound.
Guilinggao Maker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swinging at Nothingness Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/210 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
I Like Betty Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impatient Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Try to grab all the tables.
Antisocial Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Carpet Thief Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Oblivious Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead Unlocked 4/1/11
50 Points
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Guilty Conscience Unlocked 4/1/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Medals Earned: 10/12 (220/295 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 9/25/15
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Fonz Whisperer Unlocked 9/25/15
10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Sorry Wilson Unlocked 9/25/15
10 Points
Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection Unlocked 9/25/15
25 Points
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Eye For Value Unlocked 9/25/15
25 Points
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Lonesome Fury Unlocked 9/25/15
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/16 (125/455 points)

The Darkness Within Me

Darkness Unlocked 11/9/15
5 Points
Start playing.
Golden Astronaut 5 Points Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
In Death 5 Points Finish the game.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)

The Deepest Sleep

Meet Bert Unlocked 1/1/15
5 Points
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Wake Up Unlocked 5/6/17
10 Points
Finally wake up
The Cycle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

The Hitchiker


Medals Earned: 1/0 (10/0 points)

The Hunt

Oracle Unlocked 2/28/16
10 Points
Premonition of imminent misfortune
Demon Unlocked 2/28/16
25 Points
An evil encounter
Threat 5 Points A deathly forewarning
Cursed 25 Points A slave for all eternity

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/65 points)