Total Medals Earned: 1,319 (From 219 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,100 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/200 points)
Kill your first monster.
Kill the yaksha.
Defeat Meng Po and reach the Bridge of Helplessness.
Defeat Ox Head and Horse Face
Find the password to the chest and open the gate to the Yin Mountains
Get past Ghost Torture Pass.
Defeat the guards at the City of Wrongful Deaths.
Get the iron axe from the Golden Spearman
Salvage the guard's mother's soul.
Defeat the three-headed hound.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (220/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (125/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/65 points)
Premonition of imminent misfortune
An evil encounter
A deathly forewarning
A slave for all eternity
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.