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Total Medals Earned: 1,313 (From 216 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,070 Points

Derp and Derpina

Medals Earned: 4/4 (300/300 points)

Finish the game 50 Points

The medal that Derp gives you in the end

Good start 50 Points

Won the first question

Alone forever 100 Points

Lost every disscution with Derpina

Like a boss 100 Points

Finish the game without any mistake

Deterministic Dungeon

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

Field Journalist 5 Points

Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!

Nooks and Crannies 10 Points

Find 3 "golden orb" rooms

You Shall Not Pass 25 Points

Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)

Bartering Beast 50 Points

Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop

Totem Totalitarian 50 Points

Earn all 5 totems

Deterministic Demon 100 Points

Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Don't Escape 2

Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/110 points)

The Survivor 5 Points

Complete the game and survive.

The Savior 25 Points

Survive and save two of your friends.

The Governor 10 Points

You are even worse than the undead...

The Merciful 10 Points

Make sure Bill passes away calmly.

The Shadow 10 Points

Complete the game without firing a single shot.

The Lone Wolf 50 Points

Survive without getting any friends.

Don't Escape 3

Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/140 points)

Spaced 5 Points

That's an easy way out.

Escape Pod 10 Points

Escape the UEFS Horizon.

Decontamination 25 Points

Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.

The Truth 25 Points

Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.

Lost In Space 50 Points

Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.

Hull Breach 25 Points

Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.

Dragons and Dungeons

Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)

Girly Girl 5 Points

play as female

Man's Man 5 Points

play the game as a male

Cataclysm 10 Points

destroy everything

Croquet Champion 10 Points

become a master of croquet

Demon Slayer 10 Points

slay a demon

Dragonborn 10 Points

slay a dragon

Whale Rider 10 Points

ride a narwhal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dravalanche

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)

Death by Dravalanche 5 Points

Fall to your death

Rescued 10 Points

Rescue all the villagers

Slayer 10 Points

Defeat the dragon

Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Dungeon Dice

Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/45 points)

Blue Key 5 Points

Complete the second corridor

Dice Apprentice 5 Points

Defeat the first enemy

Green Key 5 Points

Complete the first corridor

Rusty Key 5 Points

Complete the last corridor

Dice Master 25 Points

Defeat the last enemy